Dragon Scale Music

Bad Ideas. Good Shirts.

This is where our brain fog turns into fashion.

We took all your favorite bands, brands, and cultural touchstones—then asked, “But what if they were just a little dumber?” From Nirvana meets Hanson to mashups no legal department should ever have to review, these shirts walk the fine line between genius and group therapy.

You’ll find designs that make people laugh, double-take, or question your taste in music and friends. And hey, some of them just have the Dragon Scale logo slapped on ‘cause… well, it looked cool.

🎤 Wear your humor. Confuse your coworkers. Upset your ex.