A Weekly Newsletter for the Best Seat in the House
Every week, I send out one quick read designed for your bathroom break—or wherever you hide for 7 quiet minutes of sanity.
Expect a little honesty, a little humor, and a whole lot of “did he really just say that?”
Each issue includes:
A short story or life update (usually true, sometimes poetic)
A song I’m into—mine or someone else’s—with a quick take
A dad joke, life tip, or brutal truth bomb
A clean exit: link to a show, merch drop, or something dumb I made
No ads. No spam. No pressure to wipe twice.
The Official Bathroom Newsletter of People Who Think Too Hard While Peeing Welcome to the First Flush If you’re new here, don’t overthink it. Each issue of the Stall Street Journal brings you: The whole thing takes 5–8 minutes to read—just enough time to hide in a stall and pretend you’re not crying. “In Praise […]
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