80s Swift – Parody Tee

Before there were eras, there was just vibes. And shoulder pads. And chrome robots.

The “80s Swift” tee imagines a universe where Taylor’s most iconic phase happened decades earlier—and starred Brigitte Nielsen in a power suit. It’s retro. It’s ridiculous. It’s robot-approved.

This tee is for Swifties, synth-heads, and anyone who ever slow danced with a cassette player.

Details:

100% cotton (Gildan 5000)
Classic fit with 80s-level durability
Screen-printed graphic of your new pop icon and her robo-boyfriend
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices