Not Nirvana – Parody Tee

Grunge? Close.
Flannel? Meh.
Teen pop energy? Absolutely.

The “Not Nirvana” tee puts a certain wholesome sibling trio in the most angst-ridden band logo of the ’90s—because why not? It’s the softest existential crisis you’ll ever wear.

Details:

100% cotton (Gildan 5000)
Classic unisex fit
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Seamless collar for extra comfort

NOTICE: This is a parody. Not affiliated with Nirvana, Hanson, or any surviving spirits of the Seattle sound.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee’s look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices