THE STALL STREET JOURNAL

Every week, I send out one quick read designed for your bathroom break—or wherever you hide for 7 quiet minutes of sanity.

Expect a little honesty, a little humor, and a whole lot of “did he really just say that?”

Each issue includes:

• A short story or life update (usually true, sometimes poetic)

• A song I’m into—mine or someone else’s—with a quick take

• A dad joke, life tip, or brutal truth bomb

• A clean exit: link to a show, merch drop, or something dumb I made

No ads. No spam. No pressure to wipe twice.

Subscribe and make your weekly bathroom break weirdly inspirational.